Since the book is out tomorrow duh!

NO ONE IMPORTANT DIES! SNAPE IS A FUCKING HERO! YOU ALSO NEED TO BE REALLY RETARDED TO NOT HAVE FIGURED THAT OUT ALREADY! HOW BIG A HERO YOU  ASK? WELL HARRY NAMES HIS BRAT...

ALBUS SNAPE!

OTHER INFO CADGED FROM THE INTERWEBS! 

People who DO die:

Burbage dies on pg. 12

Hedwig dies on pg. 56

Mad-Eye dies on pg. 78
Scrimgeour dies on pg. 159
Wormtail dies on pg. 471
Dobby dies on pg. 476
Snape dies on pg. 658
Fred Weasley dies on pg. 637 (ha! Now Ma Weasley can REALLY tell them apart. George loses an ear earlier in the book and there are a lot of daft jokes made about it. I can see the pantywaist fans of this franchise talking about its black humour. Oh, the huge manatee!)

Harry gets fucked up by Voldemort on pg. 704 but comes back to life on pg. 724 Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy

The book ends on the railway station 19 years down the line. In which period Harry has been rather busy replenishing the wizard population - so depleted by the number of deaths in the book - he has three kids. Ron uses magic to cheat on driving tests and is generally being pussywhipped by Hermione. Harry's married the insufferable Ginny. The rather poofish Neville is a teacher at Hogwarts. 

Thank you and have a nice day!