Why do chinky bands have gigs so rarely? How many chinkies does it take to change a light bulb? What are chinkies favourite bands? Kvltblog's very own Jitu becomes a stupid mofo and gives you all the answers and more. 

1. Why do chinky bands have gigs so rarely?
A. Cause it takes a long time to trek to dimapur and back between gigs.

2. Why did the chinky band have to postpone a gig by three weeks?
A. Cause before going on stage they found that one guitarist had forgotten his Guns n Roses t-shirt back in kohima.

3. What is the minimum number of members in a chinky band?
A. 6

4. What is the minimum number of guitarists in a chinky band?
A. 6

5. What is the minimum number of lead guitarists in a chinky band?
A. 6 (DUH!!!!!!!1)

6. What are chinkies favourite bands?

A. Rock / Metal band. We play Maidens, Pantera, Megadeth, Malmsteen, Bon Jovi, GnR, Satriani, Vai to Bryan Adams etc.

7. How many chinkies does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Rock / Metal band. We play Maidens, Pantera, Megadeth, Malmsteen, Bon Jovi, GnR, Satriani, Vai to Bryan Adams etc.