With all the noise about these malls cropping up all over the cities and creating new traffic bottlenecks, we at kvltblog had to take the social responsibility and tell the world why one should hate them really. Here's a concise top 5 for you all.

5. Ever notice how these fuckers make you go around to take the escalators to go to the next floor? It must've been a highly appreciated idea given by a highly paid market research asshole but it pisses me off a lot more than the traffic that I have to go through to get to a mall. It's another thing that it's still funny to see these villagers struggling to use the escalators but fuck you very much for making me run around to get to my destination. This manages to enter the top 5.

 
4. This list can't be complete without the very people that visit these malls. One major kind involves these families visiting these malls as a picnic trip with their annoying kids and even grandmothers. I especially get irritated with these urban nuclear families that bring their kids on these mall picnics in their newly acquired Japanese cars. But that's not half as annoying as the college going breed that pretty much models themselves after the characters from F.R.I.E.N.D.S and trendy music channels on TV. Going to a mall for these kids is kind of an equivalent to us back in the day sitting with friends on top of the walls by the road side drinking tea (and smoking if applicable) laughing at fat chicks and the ones with small tits. This is the crowd that goes back home to switch on their computers, logs on to Orkut and scraps each other's asses. Fuck them with a #4 spot on this list.

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