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Before the Idiot Box
Written by Suresh S   
Wednesday, 21 May 2008

...there was TV in India, and it was good; not always, but we at least had a fair average of having at least 3 programs a week that we genuinely wanted to watch on the telly, which is at least 3 more than what I feel like watching these days. To an extent, it's a question of age and naivety: we that were weaned on India's first wave of TV are now crossing over to middle-age, and cynical beyond fashionable limits. But I'd say that accounts a good deal less in this equation than the degree of retardation that has been brought unto television by the bottom paisa obsessed powers of this world. In what MIGHT be a small series, I'd like to reminisce about some of the good stuff that we saw on TV in the old days...


 

 

Malgudi Days

 

 


Most of you would have heard of R.K. Narayan's fictional town where all his works are set. Some of you would have even read a few of the books (available at very reasonable prices under the Mysore Books label). Some would have been lucky enough to have caught the unbelievably awesome television series adaptation of these books.


Malgudi Days – The TV series was made by the brothers, Shankar Nag and Anant Nag. As seen on TV, MD included two 13-episode seasons of short story anthologies, and 2 half-seasons dedicated to the novels Swami and Friends and The Vendor of Sweets respectively. Unlike most of the things seen in childhood that lose their appeal once a certain maturity (or jadedness, if you put it) sets in, MD on TV was something that on later re-viewings only increased one's respect and understanding of the amazing creativity and effort at went into making the series.


Consider for example, the very first episode of MD shown on TV. This was The Hero, a short story in which RK made use of the character of Swami from his first novel. The story is a simple charming affair of how Swami is forced by his father to show his courage by sleeping alone in the latter's office-room and he ends up catching a thief. A modest idea, and one that could have been executed to the letter with a minimum of fuss. But Shankar Nag in his quiet way went way beyond the call of duty: in a scene where Swami is playing cricket and chatting with his friends, you can see in the background, a procession of independence movement workers sloganeering with flags and placards. Remember here that the Swami and Friends TV series was quite far ahead in the future, and RK Narayan's prose for The Hero contains no such background reference; this gesture, for which numerous extras and props would have to be arranged and paid for,was a gesture that would register with and appeal purely to those who had at that point of time read RK's novel. This moment clicked with me when I saw the re-telecast of MD at a latter point in life, when I had read a fair number of RK's books, including Swami and Friends. At that point I could have weeped for the sheer overwhelming awe I felt for Shankar Nag's sincerity in capturing the flavor of RK's world. In the adaptation of the actual novel of course, Shankar Nag rises to an altogether new level, and that season remains undoubtedly one of the best things that one saw on TV at any point in life.


Consider another example: In the novel The Vendor of Sweets, the protagonist Jagan sends his son Mali to America for higher education and is ostensibly receiving a series of letters from Mali during the course of his stay abroad. In Shankar Nag's adaptation, we get the contents of the letters as voice-overs from Mali while Jagan peruses them. Initially the voice-overs are in broken English, with a thick south-Indian accent, as would be characteristic for a small town Tamilian. As time is shown to progress, the voice-overs become more fluent and even develop the archetype NRI-in-America twang, which then dovetails into the return of the converted Mali from America with the newfound ideas and domestic convolutions that will have further consequences in Jagan's life. A small but immensely significant gesture that is but one of the things that makes this TV adaptation even more appealing than its source text.


In The Hoard, the short story about a miser that takes his grandson out for a movie, Shankar Nag tops RK's descriptions of the fantasy flick that enthralls the miser by undoubtedly digging out from some hallowed source of long-buried Kannada B-flicks, one of the most mind-bending and hallucinatory fantasy sequences ever filmed, with a dancing ghost, a tortoise and a princess-swallowing giant snake. Even more laudatory is his filming of the creepy, surreal and incredibly sad climax sequence of Ishwar (in the second short story series).


Shankar Nag's genius and humility made other rise to grand heights. Actor Vishnuvardhan, normally known for being the typical Kannada masala hero (*), gives a performance of astounding sublimeness as the father who is unable to fulfill his promise of taking his daughter for a film. Deven Bhojani, now seen almost exclusively as the fat tub of lard that produces eunuch frog noises in the name of amusement, is dignified and utterly believable in his frustration as Nitya, the teen forced to get his head tonsured for a vow his parents made when he was a child.


Lots more to rant, but you get the picture. Malgudi Days was a textbook example of what entertainment on TV could be like when it didn't have to cater to the perceptions of the lowest forms of intelligence.


Most of the series can be streamed for free at the Rajashri Broadband portal (If so inclined you can also download them for $ 1.99 apiece). I personally will wait, since I am informed that there will be a DVD release of the entire 39 episode set of Malgudi Days. The rest of you, especially the younger crowd that didn't catch this when it first happened, see this series any which way you can. Before the pod people fully claim you.

 

* I have been sounded by Vishnuvardhan fans for my apparently unjustified generalization of this talented artiste and I apologize. When I see other examples of his non-stereotype work, I will accordingly modify this statement

 

 

 

 
Discuss (23 posts)
Before the Idiot Box
May 21 2008 09:16:40
This thread discusses the Content article: Before the Idiot Box

The other things on Indy-TV of yore I might rant about are the Satyajit Ray Presents series, other antho's like Kathasgar /Ek Kahani /Darpan, the better sitcoms...

Tell me you want me to [:p]. If you have other suggestions, bung them in here, and depending on my own recollection I'll try to talk about them.
#4114
Re:Before the Idiot Box
May 21 2008 11:13:15
Damn cool. Malgudi Days is especially timeless.

See if you also want to talk about:

Byomkesh Bakshi (I have it, I could send it all to you if you want)
Bharat Ek Khoj
Karamchand
Honee Anhonee
Ulta Pulta (Though I saw an episode on youtube and the stuff hasn't aged well)
etc.,

Plus you should also talk about the crap they put out.

Sigma
Uttar Ramayan
Bible Ki Kahaniyaan
Vikram Aur Betal
Hot Spot
#4117
Re:Before the Idiot Box
May 21 2008 11:13:23
I am deeply offended by the below and demand an immediate retraction from the author.....

"Actor Vishnuvardhan, normally known for being the typical Kannada masala hero (which alongside the Telugu masala hero is the most grotesque sort of abomination)"

SahasaSimha Dr.Vishnuvardhan is one of the few old school actors who has had a varied and very interesting career in Kannada films. His movies are very rarely your typical Kannada masala films and along with the brothers Nag was a very talented actor. He never slipped into the grotesquery of the average Kannada hero. I'd recco Mutthina Haara (String of Pearls) with Suhasini or even his movie from last year, Mathad Mathadu Mallige again with Suhasini. That episode of Malgudi Days wasn;t Vishnuvardhan being better than usual. It was Vishnuvardhan as he's always been.

Terrific write up though and forgive my nitpicking.
#4118
Re:Before the Idiot Box
May 21 2008 11:40:55
ravenus wrote:
This thread discusses the Content article: Before the Idiot Box
Tell me you want me to [:p].

Yes yes! Awesome shit.

Malgudi days owned. I had read the books before watching the show (tough to obtain nowadays) but I think they screened it again on television at some point of time on some local kannada channel. I have utmost respect for the Nags'. Shankar Nags' movies were friggin kvlt as well. Anybody seen Accident?

And heh, I agree with GK on the Vishnuvardhan issue - He was never a 'masala star' per se. His acting in Apthamithra was better than his counterparts, Rajnikanth and Mohanlal in the different versions of the movie IMO (and surely better than Akshay Kumar, I have to assume). Suryavamsham was a bitch-slapping movie too.
#4121
Re:Before the Idiot Box
May 21 2008 11:54:48
Apologies to Vishnuvardhan's offended fans. I have only seen him in crap like Inspector Dhanush and clippings of assorted rubbish Kannada potboilers, hence the generalization. I do realize that he was a talented actor with a theatre background, like the Nags (pun unintended).

What about Ambarish? Does he also have any kvlt stuff? And btw, does anyone have the Girish Karnad movie Ondanondu Kaladalli? I would really love to see this.
#4122
Re:Before the Idiot Box
May 21 2008 12:17:37
I thought, Vishnuvardhan's take on the Mohanlal original was probably the second best. It was marred by his stereotypical portrayal of a psychiatrist though, spectacles and the french beard. Overall the film couldn't match up to Manichitrathazhu but it was still way better than Chandramukhi.

I've only seen this malayalam movie which had Ambarish. My kannada film knowledge is piss poor.
#4123
Re:Before the Idiot Box
May 21 2008 12:22:11
Ei, very cool. I don't remember much tv before cable, just those Sunday morning Disney cartoons and half hour episodes of Street Hawk. My struggles with Hindi during school left me with a general dislike of the language, and I didn't bother with most films or shows that used it.
#4124
Re:Before the Idiot Box
May 21 2008 13:43:48
ravenus wrote:
Apologies to Vishnuvardhan's offended fans. I have only seen him in crap like Inspector Dhanush and clippings of assorted rubbish Kannada potboilers, hence the generalization. I do realize that he was a talented actor with a theatre background, like the Nags (pun unintended).

What about Ambarish? Does he also have any kvlt stuff? And btw, does anyone have the Girish Karnad movie Ondanondu Kaladalli? I would really love to see this.

I think the movie is there on the LAN in college. Will send it across somehow. Fucking AWESOME movie.

Ambareesh... eh. Don't like him all that much, he's one ugly moterfucker. Antha and Chakravyuha weren't all bad though. Later shit like 'Gowdru' and all that crap stinks.

#4126
Re:Before the Idiot Box
Jun 04 2008 18:43:56
awesome write up!! Its such a pity all we get to see now are those pathetic reality shows and those shitty serials . oh and how many remember he-man on sunday mornings @doordarshan?

i remember having a huge crush on the guy who plays byomkesh bakshi :)
#4430
Re:Before the Idiot Box
Jun 04 2008 18:44:31
oh ugliest kannada actor has to be puneet rajkumar . mirror cracking material
#4431
Re:Before the Idiot Box
Jun 05 2008 01:47:49
Hell yeah. That nose is something else.
#4442
Re:Before the Idiot Box
Jun 05 2008 08:28:57
Onionheadmonster wrote:
oh and how many remember he-man on sunday mornings @doordarshan?
I still have my action figures. Heh. Skeletor, Beast Man, Mer Man, plus some of the goodies too, He-Man WITH Battle Cat, Orko, Teela...

And Puneet Rajkumar happens to be one of my friend's brother-in-law. Will be sure to pass on the general sentiment. Haw.
#4443
Re:Before the Idiot Box
Jun 05 2008 11:55:21
oh there used to be a 2 hour ducktales and talespin on sundays much later :D
and and dd2 was like the coolest channel to watch and all that heheh
#4446
Re:Before the Idiot Box
Jun 06 2008 14:29:57
yeah, I remember those. Talespin was immensely annoying. Plus duck Tales in Hindi had a intro song that sounded like they were using the word Fornication which was the most amusing part of that serial. It also featured one of Disney's last attempts at overt racism with a country full of 'peaceloving working class' pandas in possession of a nuclear bomb.
#4468
Re:Before the Idiot Box
Jun 11 2008 02:15:24
cant remember a whole lot of shows from that time besides the cartoons,alif laila and surabhi.used to thoroughly enjoy the latter two,one with an awsome theme song and butt ugly vampires and the other one telling why ice melts slower when covered with a blanket.
#4674
Re:Before the Idiot Box
Jun 12 2008 12:08:02
Superhuman Samurai, Giant Robot, Shrimaanji Shrimatiji, Superhit Muqabla, Boy Meets World, Darkwing Duck, Tu Tu Main Main (HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!). Holy shit, DD2 back in '95 ruled more than 100 channels combined today.
#4708
Re:Before the Idiot Box
Jun 12 2008 13:05:02
Anybody remember Godfather 1 and 2 being serialized on DD? I think this happened when i was in school but not sure which year.
#4715
Re:Before the Idiot Box
Jun 12 2008 13:33:17
Oh yeah, we were talking about this the other day. Apparently they re-edited the movie, removing the more excessive (by DD standards which incidentally varied quite widely) sex and violence, and made it a linear narrative of the Don coming into new york and growing up to be the venerable old guy. I started watching it, but for some reason didn't continue. Surabhi was good until they got seduced by the idea of breaking records on the number of postcards people sent in for their weekly quiz. By the time it wound down, I believed we were literally seconds away from

"Aur is hafte ka sawaal hai, kutta yaane ki dog ko hindi mein kya kehten hai?"

"Siddharthji, yeh kaisa sawaal pooch liya aapne. Hamare darshakon ko ek clue to dijiye."

"Acha Renukaji, dog ko hindi mein kutta bhi kaha jata hai."
#4717
Re:Before the Idiot Box
Jun 12 2008 13:40:15
sodom hussain wrote:
Superhuman Samurai, Giant Robot, Shrimaanji Shrimatiji, Superhit Muqabla, Boy Meets World, Darkwing Duck, Tu Tu Main Main (HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!). Holy shit, DD2 back in '95 ruled more than 100 channels combined today.
They also had this show which had Mad magazine-esque spoofs on Hindi movies. This was kinda hit or miss, but some of the episodes were gold. Particularly Sakthi (strictness) a take on the Bachchan starrer Shakti. It's send up of the last few scenes from that movie were drop dead funny.

By the end, the quality of humour kinda dipped, but this remains one of my most favourite cracks from Garam in June the Karan Arjun spoof: The bone of contention in the episode is an air conditioner and in one of the last few scenes the Salman Khan character starts to wheel the AC away and is stopped by the Mamta Kulkarni character. The following dialogue ensues:
MK: Yeh tum kya kar rahe ho!
Salman: Hat jao mere raste se. Mujhe apni room cool karni kai!
MK: Par cool karni to mein hoon!"
haw haw haw.
#4718
Re:Before the Idiot Box
Jun 12 2008 16:02:38
Bwahahahaha! The level of PJ-ness in that is mind-boggling. To imagine one of the "lovely" ladies that DD has a penchant for hiring mouthing this while her eyes mist lightly at the thought of Bollywood dreams gone awry, THAT is priceless.

I don't think there would be too much consensus on this but Jaspal Bhatti's Flop Show, complete with "hoo ha ha ha ha" was pretty funny. Atleast back when I was 7 or 8
#4721
Re:Before the Idiot Box
Jun 12 2008 16:47:43
Actually Flop Show was fairly okay - there are some episodes that are still quite fun. But a lot of humour around that time was kinda like watching your dad making faces at animals in the zoo - great when you are five, horrible when you are 19.
#4722
Re:Before the Idiot Box
Jun 12 2008 18:15:18
Flop Show had some terrific episodes, like the one where Bhatti looks to get a flat emptied out, and another where the PhD degree obtaining system is satirized. Those were also the episodes where the script was a lot truer to reality than one thinks.
#4725
Re:Before the Idiot Box
Jun 12 2008 19:05:32
oh there was also this one Office episode where Jaspal BHatti plays the boss and he loses his dog. That one was pretty funny.
#4727

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