LOL! That was quite a funny mental image. Kinda fits Sahil and his whole "let's throw in some kalyana mandapam sounding keyboards in this death metchul song" shtick.
I obviously have to Sweden the deal here. Nominating Stockholm as the most metal city ever. And yes, I mean EVAAARRR.
My future home
Even though there's obviously a marked predilection for Swedeath, there are/have been awesome bands from just about every kind of metal.
Death: DISMEMBER! ENTOMBED! BLOODBATH! DEATH BREATH! KAAMOS! REPUGNANT! Also, Desultory, Afflicted, Exhumed, and General Surgery
Heavy/old school/power: Bathory, Cranium, Grand Magus, Abstrakt Algebra
Doom: Candlemass, Krux, Count Raven
Melo death/Viking - Amon Amarth
Black: Diabolical Masquerade, Dark Funeral, Raise Hell
I rest my case.