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Deccan Rock Fest 09
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Written by KvltSite   
Saturday, 12 December 2009 04:47
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deccan_posterDisclaimer: If you want a review of the gig, check out Krishna Ravi's full piece at this site. If you want a pointless, rambling, self-indulgent, masturbatory work of art that will eat up a good chunk of your day and make you regret it, then read on.

 

The world's getting hotter, and in a few decades we're supposed to be human popsicles, venturing into direct sunlight only at our own peril. That is, if we're not all dead by 2012. So, the big question: how DO we stop this? Have a rock concert! Or have a metal concert and call it a rock concert to ... try dissuade the tr00 metalheads from attending? I never really figured out the logic there. Anyhow, the Deccan Rock 09 concert announced that they were fighting Global Warming, and we were intrigued to find out just how, so we sent not one, not two but (shit I forgot how many) kvlt members on-site to get the scoop. First, let's get a look at our investigative team...

 

 

The Kvlt Crew:

deccan_kau  Kaustubh - The Insider

 

 

 

 

 

deccan_krish

  Krishna - The Straight Man

 

 

 

 

 

deccan_olo  Srikanth Panaman - The Troll

 

 

 

 

 

deccan_sri  Mayor (aka Sriram) - The Binge-Guzzler

 

 

 

 

 

deccan_chax  Chacko - The Pointless Padre

 

 

 

 

 

deccan_hell

  Hellion - The Cameo

 

 

 

 


And now for the actual report...



 
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Re:Deccan Rock Fest 09
Dec 12 2009 20:46:29
BEST. REVIEW. EVER. Damn this raises the bar so high, the rest of us need not even try. *-(
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Re:Deccan Rock Fest 09
Dec 13 2009 01:04:58
Ownage, motherfuckers!
#13856
Re:Deccan Rock Fest 09
Dec 13 2009 01:23:08
Awesome ! Aside from the parts which slandered the egg pakodas, that was the only item on the menu worth the money spent =P
#13857
Re:Deccan Rock Fest 09
Dec 13 2009 01:51:18
Aye fuckers why aren't i on the kvltsite team. I was an insider with benefits :D
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Re:Deccan Rock Fest 09
Dec 13 2009 08:57:38
Hellion wrote:
Awesome ! Aside from the parts which slandered the egg pakodas, that was the only item on the menu worth the money spent =P

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Re:Deccan Rock Fest 09
Dec 13 2009 09:36:01
Awesome! Owned it.
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Re:Deccan Rock Fest 09
Dec 13 2009 19:39:55
Chacko, turn this into a six page comic!
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Re:Deccan Rock Fest 09
Dec 14 2009 00:12:18
pleasepassthesalt wrote:
Aye fuckers why aren't i on the kvltsite team. I was an insider with benefits :D
Yeah, a regrettable oversight. Next time, pass on the scoop before the presses roll!

Krishna Ravi wrote:
Chacko, turn this into a six page comic!
Holy shit, no! Doing a one-pager takes me long enough. Plus, these things have to be done right after the event. We delayed it long enough as it was. Next time, we shall be faster to the draw.
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Re:Deccan Rock Fest 09
Dec 14 2009 13:05:30
Hah. This was great.

The Mayor in particular seems to have been in fine form. No further adventures in benagaloorooland sri?
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Re:Deccan Rock Fest 09
Dec 14 2009 14:51:23
loki wrote:
Hah. This was great.

The Mayor in particular seems to have been in fine form. No further adventures in benagaloorooland sri?


Some weird tangents were ventured into after a couple of joints of fine Malana hash were smoked (courtesy of the li'l bow wow) but they had nothing to do with the gig and hence have been omitted from the review. Good fun, overall.
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